My programming describes that I should entertain the kids by simply staying still on Chica's platter as she sings her songs and walks around, serving all of the kids real cupcakes.
And yet, if all I needed to do was sit on a platter, then I wouldn't really need artificial intelligence, in fact, I could be completely plastic. My entire programming is simply a contradiction of itself.
Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute.